April 2012
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“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad...”
– George Burns
Apr 26th
“I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough...”
– Joel Rosenberg
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“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
– George BurnsĀ 
Apr 24th
“A man’s sense of self is defined through his ability to achieve results.”
– John Gray
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to...”
– P.J. O’Rourke
Apr 24th
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always...”
– W.C. Fields
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“I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.”
– Clint Eastwood
Apr 24th
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“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
– Oscar Wilde
Apr 24th
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“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the...”
– Winston Churchill
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